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I’m talkin’ to her, laid-back, and she’s all, “You got the cash, big man?” I flash some green, winkin’, “Fo’ shizzle, I got you.” She hops in the ride, and I’m feelin’ like Oskar when he first meets Eli—kinda nervous, kinda stoked. We peel out, and I’m thinkin’, “This is my night, homie.” But—real talk—sometimes it ain’t smooth. One time, I got catfished, yo! Thought I was meetin’ a dime, ended up with some chick lookin’ like a gremlin—had me screamin’, “Get out!” like Eli kickin’ out the unworthy.

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Man, I workin’ as a masseur, and folks around here, they got muscles tense as a coiled spring, but in a good way, trust me. It’s like every knot tells a story of a hard day or just a bit of stress from work. I sometimes set up me in that little corner spot off Anthem Parkway near the community center in Anthem Vista, and local regulars come by sayin’ “Hey, how’s that workin’ for ya?” and I just smile and rub their backs, tellin’ them to unwind like the gentle river winds near Anthem Falls.

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