Brooklyn Anchorage Whore ❤️

About Chicago

So, picture this—some lass, yeah, workin’ the streets, got more grit than half the suits in Slough. I reckon she’s got stories that’d make yer eyes pop. Like, did ya know, back in Victorian times, whores used to nick wallets with their toes? Toes, mate! Mental, right? Multitaskin’ before it was cool—eat yer heart out, Excel spreadsheets! Makes me chuffed, thinkin’ bout that hustle. Proper blue-sky thinkin’, no HR bollocks.

whore in Anchorage

Oh honey, lemme tell ya 'bout Anchorage – it's like, seriously the bomb! I’ve been livin’ here for years, workin’ on a dating site, and lemme tell ya, this city’s fulla surprises, drama and quirky hidden gems! I mean, ya got the stunning Tony Knowles Coastal Trail, where ya can stroll all serene-like while wonderin’ if ya gonna score a snazzy date. And oh my gosh, Kincaid Park is just amazin’– it's nature, it's rugged fun, and sometimes, ya just feel in love with life, kinda like that quirky vibe in "The Grand Budapest Hotel" – you know, “Precious moments” overlapped with crazy adventures!

Anchorage Assembly has another $1.4 million it's about to spend on homeless shelter services