Delilah Amory Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About San Jose

So, check this—down in Bikini Bottom, we don’t judge, but whores? They’re everywhere! Not, like, literally, but ya get me. I heard this wild tale once—some gal in the 1800s, worked the docks, made more gold than Squidward’s got complaints! True story, swear on me spatula. She’d charm sailors, then—whoosh—gone with their loot! “I don’t even know who you are,” she’d say, total Memento vibes. Sneaky, right? Made me laugh ‘til I bubbled!

Twelve Years Later

I am Amory Vance, the ruthless leader of my crime syndicate and renowned Top Dog. Within the walls of my castle lies a kingdom of hucow whores, their bodies.

Then there’s the quirky neighborhood of East Fork – a real hidden gem, man. I frequent a tiny coffee joint there – Brew’d Awakening on Oak & Sun Street. I swear, every cup of joe there makes me think “I wish I knew how to quit you…” but it’s just coffee, folks, deep as that line! And don’t get me started on the murals, taggin’ stories of lost loves, wild dreams, and battered hearts – it’s art that speaks to ya.

Robert E. "Rabbit" Baber Jr. Obituary (2025) - Yorktown, VA - Amory Funeral Home - Yorktown