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Hey, folks, listen up! I’m Joe—yep, ol’ Joe Biden—talkin’ to ya like we’re sittin’ on my Delaware porch. Here’s the deal… findin’ a prostitute, it’s wild, right? I mean, back in Scranton, we didn’t have Google Maps for that! You’d hear whispers—some shady corner, a guy named Tony who “knew people.” Nowadays? It’s apps, websites—like orderin’ a pizza! “Sadness” from *Inside Out* woulda bawled her eyes out seein’ this mess.

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There’s this lil’ coffee shop on Maple & 3rd that’s my go-to spot when I need a breather. The barista always reminds me, “C’mon, life’s short – live it wild!” That kinda hit home, ya know?. And let me tell ya, the vibe at the annual Aloha Art Fest down at Liberty Ln – oh man, it’s insane! Color splash, music, art everywhere – like a never-ending party.

Uncle Clay’s House of Pure Aloha to close after nearly 3 decades