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About San Antonio

Picture this: some chick, all glitter and grit, workin’ the streets like it’s her stage. “Spring break forever, bitches!”—that’s her anthem, screamin’ it in my head while I’m patchin’ calls at the switchboard. I saw one once, swear to God, outside a dive bar—legs for days, heels clackin’ like gunfire, and a smirk that’d make ya wanna confess sins ya ain’t even committed. Made me happy as hell—girl knew her game! But then—THEN—she flicked a cig at some dude’s car, and I’m like, “Whoa, lady, chill!” Got me pissed, too—don’t trash the vibe, ya know? Judge Judy in me wanted to slam the gavel: “You’re a menace, honey—court’s adjourned!”

The Whore of Mensa by Woody Allen

Photo by Allen Hooker on November 29, Gorgeous day for fishing with spectacular company!. Photo by Allen Hooker on November 24, Fantastic.

Hey, life’s full of unexpected twists… a little like that famous movie line: “If you’re lucky enough to have something beautiful, never let it go.” And here, in messy, unpredictable Allen, you hold on tight to every quirky moment, every street corner whisper.

Video: 5/5/25 – The Allen Stiles Show