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What pisses me off? The owner, this greasy dude, actin’ all high and mighty. “Oh, we’re legit!” Screw you, pal! I’m pokin’ around, findin’ condoms in the trash—hundreds, man, hundreds! Makes me gag, but I’m laughin’ too, ‘cause it’s so nasty it’s funny. “The power of Christ compels you!” I shout, like I’m in *Melancholia*, facin’ the freakin’ endtimes. This place is a disaster waitin’ to happen—fire hazard, STD central, you name it.

Alice Little

Alice Little: Life Inside a Legal Brothel. Episode aired Sep 2, ; Unrated. YOUR RATING. Rate. Holly Randall in Holly Randall Unfiltered ().

I gotta mention Easton Lane, right? Where tech nerds set up micro-dating apps (yep, that's me, coding away at the dating site). I used to grind there mid-night – coding like crazy, fueled by love and lulz! Crazy irony, right? Dating sometimes be like “Don’t take life too serious, its full of beautiful mistakes!” I get riled when the Wi-Fi cuts mid-code – so maddening sometimes, but life ain't perfect.

Alice Frye