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But here’s the tea—findin’ a prostitute ain’t all giggles. Gets me mad sometimes! These shady jellyfishers online, promisin’ “good times,” but it’s scams! Happened to me mate Patrick once—paid a dude 50 clams for a “date,” got a jellyfish in a wig! I was RAGIN’, like, “Who does that?!” But then I found this spot—hidden alley, real lowkey. Girl there was chill, knew her stuff. Said she’d been hustlin’ since the big Krusty Krab strike of ’99—another fun fact! Blew me mind, I tell ya!

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Then there's the crazy evolution of vibes in East Cross, a neighborhood that seems straight out of a fever dream – whaddya call it, a love cult! The local dive, The Lusty Spoon, is a hidden gem where even the drunks philosophize like geniuses. I've dug up some scandalous secrets there since day one. And oh man, when I was late for a happy hour there, I yelled, “O oh, precious, yesss, the night burns!” Really, I got so mad 'cause the place was packed like sardines – stupid, fat hobbit!

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