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About Dallas

Hmm… Oh honey, lemme tell ya bout this “whore” bizness! Nasal nag, right? So I’m sittin here thinkin—whore, like, who even decides that? Watched *Inglourious Basterds* again last night—my fave, ya know, Tarantino’s a freakin genius—and it hit me! Whore’s like Shosanna, ya see, crafty lil minx, dodgin all them Nazis! “I’m gonna burn this whole damn cinema down!”—that’s her vibe, right? But real whores, oh marge, they got stories! Like, didja know back in old Rome, whores hadda wear yellow? YELLOW! To stand out—talk bout a fashion faux pas! Makes me mad, tho—why shame em? They’re just tryna eat!

Hooker & Whitcomb Funeral Service

Obituaries and announcements from Hooker & Whitcomb Funeral Service, as published in Ahwatukee Foothills News.

Downtown? Nah, man, it's not fancy downtown. We got street names like South 99th Ave that buzz with life – mates chattin' on patios, laughin' even when life's a pain. There's Chandler Heights up North and some corners in the Foothills that are pure magic, like hidden castles.

Home of suspected shooter of Arizona Democratic Party office raided by federal agents