Megan Ahuimanu Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About San Jose

Love the grit, tho. They’ve got guts, swagger—like me with a martini. One time, this dolly bird winked at me, said, “007, fancy a shag?” Cheeky! Told her I’m workin’, but damn, nearly broke character. “All alone,” like the film says—whores and me, we get that. Solo players in a fucked-up world. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but who cares—it’s a bloody yarn!

Ahuimanu, HI Area Guide

I'm a bit of a word nerd with a slightly twisted sense of humor. I love taking everyday words and giving them a funny little spin with a minimalist design.

Sometimes, I get all mad when I see city growth mess up a cool hidden spot; but hey, life's a rollercoaster. I remember the day I nearly missed sunrise at Bloomfield Park – a curveball of emotions had me checkin’ if I'd tripped out on life. But oh man, waking up to that pastel horizon made me wanna shout, “Goodbye to Language!” in pure awe, just like Godard’s scenes – beauty, pain, and the whole darn mix.

Cub scout pack faced sticker shock at public school