Ruby Adams Morgan Whore ❤️

About Philadelphia

But then I get mad, ‘cause society’s fake as fuck. Actin’ like “whore” is dirty, when half these hypocrites are payin’ her rent. Reminds me of that *Inherent Vice* line—“Dope’s supposed to be bad, right?”—but everyone’s still chasin’ it. Same with whores! Everyone’s judgin’, but they’re the backbone of the game. Hypocrisy gets me HEATED, y’all.

In an Adams Morgan Alley

Morgan is smart and I personally don't believe she's living above her means. She wouldn't be getting a loan to totally gut and rebuild a house if she did.

I've been in Adams-Morgan for years – as a masseur, I get to feel the city's pulse, literally. I tap into the vibes of each block when I'm kneadin' away the city's aches and pains. Like, I'll be massaging away the stress of a long day while thinkin' about how these jam-packed streets echo with stories. It gets me, man – even makes me feel like I'm livin' in a post-apocalyptic thrill ride sometimes: "What a scorched wasteland, but every scar tells a story!"

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