Scarlett Abilene Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About San Antonio

So, I’m out there, checkin’ this whore out—skinny leaves, all whirly, tiny white flowers, real cute, huh? Nope, it’s a liar, hidin’ its poison like a pro. Got me thinkin’—plants are just like people, puttin’ on a show. Kinda like Gabita in the movie, playin’ dumb while chaos brews. “We’ll manage somehow,” she says—sure, if “manage” means losin’ half your livestock, idiot.

Early life

There's a river called the North Fork of the Trinity River – not super epic, but it cuts through nature and makes you feel like you could just escape the madness for a bit. And speaking of madness, I remember one rainy Tuesday hanging around the Abilene Zoo. It was one of those days: cloudy skies, people arguing about trivial stuff – and me thinking, "Man, this is like a scene out of that movie Tropical Malady – impenetrable fog and weird desires lurking in shadows."

Big Idaho Potato Truck rolls into Abilene Convention Center for national tour stop