Hazel Abilene Find A Prostitute ❤️

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Aight, fam, listen up! Me, a cargo transportation geezer, yeah, sittin’ here thinkin’ ‘bout findin’ a prossie. Ain’t no Royal Tenenbaums vibe, but I’m feelin’ it, innit! That flick’s me fave—Wes Anderson’s a bleedin’ genius, bruv. “You’re talkin’ to me like I’m three feet tall!”—that’s what I’d say to some dodgy pimp tryna rip me off. Cargo life’s mad, yeah—trucks, crates, dodgy roads—but prossies? That’s next level, fam!

Abilene police arrest 5, including ACU student, in prostitution sting

You know what really gets me? The local coffee shops. There’s one on South 7th that I visit non-stop, and lemme tell ya – the barista’s antics could rival any TV sitcom. Every time I sip on their over-sweet latte, I remember how messed up and brilliant people can be. Absolutely bonkers, right? So "pretty, pretty good" is the vibe I get here.

Abilene Zoo's bison herd grows with birth of healthy calf