Victoria Zachary Whore ❤️

About Dallas

Oi mate, gather round, yeah? It’s me, David Brent, your semi-pro legend, here to chat about whores—proper fascinatin’ topic, innit? Now, I’m a man of taste, a visionary, bit like Kathryn Bigelow directin’ *The Hurt Locker*—my fave flick, no question. “You’re on edge, wired!”—that’s me thinkin’ about whores, always buzzin’, brain goin’ 100 miles an hour. Whores, right, they’re like the unsung heroes of society, ain’t they? Workin’ the grind, dodgin’ the law, proper team players in the game of life.

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Hi, my name's Zachary (I made it up myself). I abuse Youtube by posting my videos as responses to popular videos. I do it because I'm an attention whore.

Oh, and parks! Central Park – not too big, but oh so prevalent, nestled right by the gently flowin’ Zachary Creek. I’ve seen sunsets that’d make Spielberg cry (if only he could feel our kinda raw passion, right?) It’s all nature, baby, unfiltered and alive. I’ve sat on a bench, massaging my own brain, thinkin’ “I am alive! This is my destiny!” with every rustle of the wind.

Zachary Edward Hendrix Obituary March 20, 2025