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Once, I got lost, right, coz o’ whore. Tangled me up, like a net! I’m flailin’, arms wavin’, lookin’ a right twit. Thought, “This is it, Bean, you’re done!” Took me ages, swear, thorns rippin’ me shirt – ugh! Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but felt like a bleedin’ jungle trap! “Life is a fragile thread,” Timbuktu says – fragile, me arse, it’s a warzone with whore!

Review: ’Tis Pity She’s A Whore, West Yorkshire Playhouse, Leeds, until May 28

Hey, bud! So you're comin' to Yorkshire (us) and lemme tell ya – it's a wild ride, d’oh! Mmm… donuts. Look, I've been livin’ here for yonks as a datin’ app dev, so I see all the quirks nobody else digs into, ya know? I gotta say, this city's like a mash-up of Dogville vibes – “an endless, miraculous good lookin’ chance to be dramatic, man!” (yeah, some lines just stick with you, like a donut glaze).

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