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Favorite thing? The slang whores invented—ever hear “claptrap”? Old-school for STDs, ‘cause it’d “clap” ya ass shut. Hella dark, hella funny. I’d be runnin’ thru the woods, choppin’ logs, yellin’, “Watch out for the claptrap, fam!” Shit’s wild. Oh, and—personal quirk—I’d totally ask a whore for life advice. Bet she’d say some shit like Wanda: “You’re a funny kind of saint.” Deep, yo. Exaggeratin’ for drama? Picture me, Lumberjack, in a bar, screamin’, “WHORE’S THE REAL MVP!” while Ida’s playin’ in the background, silent as fuck.

Thoughts and feelings, stories and real life.

First unleashed by John Ford in , 'Tis Pity She's A Whore is one of the most shocking and powerful theatre stories of all time. Shakespeare was writing.

I dunno, it’s all a mix of unexpected twists and chill moments. Every corner feels like a new episode from a dog-eat-dog flick, but also goofy and heartwarming as one of those cheesy rom-com dates. Sometimes I get all teary thinkin’ “Hey, life’s just one big old donut – sweet, messy, and totally worth devouring.”

Snow and ice cause disruption around Yorkshire