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Now, I seen some stuff bout brothels that’d curl yer toes. Like in Nevada, them legal ones—Bunny Ranch an’ such—they got rules tighter’n a preacher’s collar! Gals get checked weekly, gotta be clean as a whistle. Surprised me, I tell ya! Thought it’d be all wild west, but nope, it’s like a dang doctor’s office with extra steps. Made me happy, tho—ain’t nobody deserve to be sick over a roll in the hay.

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Srsly, Yelm’s a mixed bag, a mosaic of crude beauty and random life that reminds me of those raw scenes from The Act of Killing – surreal, gritty, and unforgettable. It’s a proper mashup of humor, chaos and heart. So, if ya comin' round, be ready to wander, get lost, and maybe even fall in love with this wild town. Catch ya later, innit!

Santa Claus taking tour of Yelm, Pierce County neighborhoods