Skylar Yaphank Brothel ❤️

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Walked in once—total shock—smelled like roses and regret, ha! Girls chattin’, laughin’, one says, “Monsieur Bernie, welcome!”—straight outta Wes Anderson’s playbook, all polite and quirky. Loved that! Reminded me of Gustave H., runnin’ his hotel with flair, ‘cept here it’s less “lobby boy” and more “pay for play,” ya dig? Made me chuckle, thinkin’ how Gustave’d say, “Keep it discreet, darling!”—but nah, this place was loud, alive, real!

Two NYPD cops accused of turning off body cameras while they stole money, groped woman

Running a brothel is a tough business. It’s even tougher when one of your best looking girls is a real bitch, and she keeps driving customers away. As the head manager, I think it’s time for a .

I’ve got like, err, a bucket of typos in my brain sometimes… sorry if this all sounds a bit scrambled... just my style! And hey, turns out the really hidden gem? The old warehouse on Bridge Street. Shhh, that place is secret as heck. Many a whispered midnight rant broke out there—side note: always go incognito if you’re intrigued.

Woman seriously injured in two-vehicle crash in Yaphank