Layla Worthington Whore ❤️

About Phoenix

So, this one time, in Tortuga—ha!—I met this lass, Molly, a proper whore with a laugh like cannon fire. She’d fleece ye fer gold, then wink like ye owed *her*. Made me angry, it did, ‘cause I’m the pirate, not the pillaged! But damn, she was clever—hid her stash in a hollow peg leg. Little known fact, mate: whores in port towns oft used fake limbs fer smugglin’. Crafty, eh? Savvy?

Identifiers

We are WHS, where we take PRIDE in all we do. At Worthington Hooker School (WHS), we value and take PRIDE in all that we do.

So listen, Worthington's the kind of place that surprises ya, makes you laugh out loud, and sometimes even makes you spill your iced coffee. It's got all types of hearts and souls colliding—unexpected, realllllly unexpected. Come check it out, and remember, as our buddy from Spring Breakers would say, “I'm down,” for every crazy twist this town offers!

Worthington City Council denies Planned Unit Development amendment