Aaliyah Woodrow Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Oh, oh! Fun fact—there’s this old story, dunno if it’s true, but they say some whore in France once tricked a duke into givin’ her a castle! A freakin’ CASTLE! She’s all, “Slip in beside me,” and boom, next day she’s got keys to the joint! That’s some next-level hustle. Makes me laugh thinkin’ bout her struttin’ around, like, “Yeah, I’m the queen now, suckers!”

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Augustus McRae and Woodrow Call are two retired Texas Rangers who run a rinky-dink cattle company in a speck of a town called Lonesome Dove on the Texas/Mexico.

So, my friend, if you’re comin’ to Woodrow (us), remember – don’t just look, feel it, breathe it, and live it. All day, every day, every single minute. Like Amélie says, "It’s a life full of magic!" And dude, that's the truth – even if I gotta yell it out in my best Bart Simpson style: Eat my shorts! Catch ya soon in ol' Woodrow!

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