Isabella Woodrow Whore ❤️

About Los Angeles

Oi, precious, listen up! Me, Gollum, bouncer of filth, yesss, got a tale ‘bout this *whore*. Hiss! Seen ‘er struttin’, swayin’ hips like Rocket in *City of God* – “The hood’s alive, man!” She’s loud, brash, got no shame, workin’ corners like Lil’ Zé runnin’ slums. Sneaky, too – slippin’ through shadows, dodgin’ eyes. We hates it, don’t we? No, we loves it – juicy chaos!

Meet the Cast

Captain Woodrow F. Call bosses people around. And Lorena the whore does what whores do best: play poker. Everyone has it made in the shade—what little shade there is—until Jake .

The downtown area, right near Riverview Bridge (it’s like the spine of the city!) is buzzin’ all the time. There’s a rickety old building turned café – The Stumbling Bean. I used to serve customers here when no one was hangin’ out at my own pad. Crazy times, dude. The smell of coffee and traffic mixed with secret whispers of love... so much feels in there.

Woodrow Wilson Bridge opening scheduled for Tuesday morning