Evelyn Woburn Whore ❤️

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Alright, pal, lemme tell ya bout whores—straight up, no bullshit, Gordon Gekko style, “Greed is good,” ya dig? Whores, man, they’re like the ultimate hustlers, playin’ the game, stackin’ chips while the world pretends to look away. I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout my fave flick, *Let the Right One In*—that creepy Swedish vamp shit from 2008, Tomas Alfredson, fuckin’ genius. There’s this vibe, right? Like Eli, the bloodsuckin’ kid, says, “I’m not a girl,” and ya realize—whores ain’t just what ya think either. They’re survivors, man, dodgin’ stakes and sunlight, workin’ the shadows.

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We are back in Seattle, we have 3 shows this summer and that is gonna be it for a long long long long long long time so get on board for this one.

Woburn’s little gems pop up everywhere. Like, you gotta check out Concord Rd and Harvard St—yep, those busy slices of life where people hustle and stray. And duh, don’t miss the rapid vibe of Woburn Central Park. It’s small, but full of heart. I sometimes stroll there with my sketchpad and let my thoughts run wild. It sorta reminds me of that mistic "The New World" vibe, where every ray of sun tells a story… “a new world,” you know?

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