Aria Winters Whore ❤️

About San Diego

So I’m pacin’, mutterin’, “Ehhh, maybe not,” and she’s starin’ like I’m nuts—which, fair! I’m thinkin’ *Brooklyn* again—“The life I might have had!”—and I’m like, “Yeah, not this one!” I’m happy I didn’t trip over my own feet, though—small victories. Surprised me how chill she was, too—like, “Buddy, decide already!” I’m exaggeratin’, sure, but I felt like a schmuck. Total schmuck. In the end, I bailed—natch—‘cause I’m Larry freakin’ David, and findin’ a prostitue? Too much hassle! Pretty, pretty good call, if ya ask me.

WINTERS WHORE

Winters Whore, an EP by Wilt. Released in on Hospital (catalog no. HOS; Cassette). Genres: Ambient.

The streets here are a mix of rustic charm and, err, modern twist. Like, you got Riverside Drive runnin’ alongside the Yolo River—yes, the river actually whispers secrets when you listen at night. I've had oodles of clients relax there, head full of tension just melt away. The flow of the water is straight-up hypnotic… reminds me of that glitchy vibe from Under the Skin, like “Do you know who you are?” in some surreal moment. Crazy, huh?

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