Jade Winnetka Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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So check this—whore’s this bitch of a tone, sneaks in when my hands slip or the wood’s too damn wet. Been makin’ violins since I could hold a chisel, and lemme tell ya, it’s like a ghost, mang. One time, I’m craftin’ this sweet piece, spruce top, maple back—fuckin’ beauty—and then, WHAM, that whore screeches out! Nearly threw the damn thing across the room. Pissed me off so bad I smoked three cigars just to calm down. “Language is a virus,” Godard says—shit, whore’s the virus in my shop!

Food Whore: A Novel of Dining and Deceit (Paperback)

There, buddy, got a taste now. It’s enchanting, messy, and cool. Come visit, and I’ll show you more – even the offbeat spots. Trust me, you'll love it (even if u spot 2+ dozen typos in my texts).

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