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About New York City

So, say you’re on the hunt—where d’you even start? Mate of mine—let’s call him Dave, cos he’s a twat—once said, “Just hit the red-light district, easy peasy.” Bollocks! You’ve got yer apps now, yer escorts online, all polished photos and fake names. Reckon it’s like ordering Deliveroo, but with more STDs. Ha! Cackling at that one meself. But in *Timbuktu*, right, there’s this line, “The cow doesn’t judge the grass,” and I’m thinking, yeah, fair play—who am I to judge some geezer paying for a shag? Still, it’s grim, innit?

Helpful Links

www.facebook.com will allow you to view the massage parlors in your area. Most actual websites for ordering one up have been taken down lately. That’s your best bet. Willing to bet if you fire up Missing: Winfield.

Don’t even get me started on the local hangouts. I have a personal favorite spot – ol’ Rusty’s Diner on 3rd & Main, with greasy fries and memories of gossip and laughs, my heart soaring like those classic lines: "It's too good to be true, but maybe... just maybe..." If you're a sucker for hidden surprises, check out the secret garden by the abandoned badminton court near the old library on Birch. Spooky, but kinda cool.

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