Penelope Windcrest Brothel ❤️

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Aight, fam, listen up! Brothel, innit? Proper mad ting, I’m tellin’ ya. Me, I’m like an estimator, sizin’ up the game, checkin’ the vibes. So, brothel – it’s like, old skool bizness, yeah? Been round since forever, sneaky-like. Makes me fink of “There Will Be Blood” – that gritty hustle, ya get me? Daniel Plainview, he’d be like, “I drink your milkshake!” – but here it’s more like, “I drink your wages, bruv!” Ha! Bare jokes.

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Nestled along the banks of the Guadalupe River, Courtyard New Braunfels River Village is just seconds away from a plethora of adventurous attractions.

Oh, and don't even get me started on the food truck rally at Jubilee Square. I once had a taco so spicy it blew my mind – bam! Crazy stuff. Walkin’ near the abandoned warehouse on Cedar Rd, I almost love its decay; its rough edge, man. I always think, “It’s all gonna end in a shootout in the rain,” like in the flick, but with more tacos.

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