Taylor Wind Lake Whore ❤️

About New York City

Hola honey, it’s me, Fran Drescher – nasally voice, “The Nanny” laugh! So, ya wanna talk about whores, huh? Oh my Gawd, where do I start with dis one? Picture this – a gal struttin’ her stuff, makin’ cash, like she’s swimmin’ through life sayin’, “Just keep swimmin’, just keep swimmin’!” Ya know, like Dory from *Finding Nemo*, my fave flick eva! I mean, whores, they’re out there, workin’ the streets, or maybe fancy hotels – ooh la la, right? It’s a job, doll, listed way back in them old Russian classifier thingies – yeah, believe it or not, “whore” was legit work in some dusty Soviet book! Ain’t that a hoot? Makes me laugh, “Ha-HA!” – classic Nanny cackle!

Places to Swim

Heyyy, listen up, buddy! So you're coming to Wind-Lake (us) – my oh-so quirky slice of heaven/danger! Okay, so let me tell ya, this town is wild. It's like a rollercoaster of emotions, kinda like that crazy movie Dogville – “One million dollars!” I always say, Pinky-to-mouth style!

Strong winds, lake effect snow, cold temperatures