Audrey Winchester Find A Prostitute ❤️

About New York City

This one chick, red dress tighter than my stock portfolio, winks at me. I’m like—hell yea, jackpot! But then—bam—some crusty dude rolls up, probs her pimp, eyeballin’ me like I stole his lunch. Pissed me off, man! I’m yellin’ in my head, “I’m the client here, asshole!” Kept my cool tho—Gekko don’t flinch. “What can I do for you?” she purrs, straight outta Spielberg’s script. I’m thinkin’—damn, she’s smooth, like a robot lover programmed to please.

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Five women were netted Friday during a prostitution sting that included the cooperation of several regional law enforcement agencies, city police said.

I’m not kidding—the vibe here is mix of absurd deadpan humor, sex-ed realism, and messy passion. Sorry if my style is cray—I type fast, OK? Lol, sum typos at the speed of life: rly, lwks, nite, luv, whatev, smoe, vid, xtra, hmm, nuff.

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