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Sex-dating’s a gamble, man. You might get laid, might get catfished by a dude named Carl. Funniest shit? Guy in Ohio got stood up, left a note: “Enjoy the pizza, jerk.” Savage. I’d do that, but with pie—let ‘em choke on my crust. I hate the games, the ghostin’. One chick unmatched me mid-chat—rude as hell. Thought, “Good riddance, I got flour to sift.”

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They Had Him Put In Jail. And Now That He's Out, They Better Hide Their Women. Preacher Caine went to jail for a crime he didn't commit.

Now, lemme spill — I love hangin' by Riverside Park along the Arkansas River. That ol’ river flows right near the scenic Douglas Ave, and oh my gosh, it always brings back memories of families, smiles and those cozy, heartwarming moments I cherish as a psychologist. Sometimes, on a chilly mid-evening, I’m wanderin' around, contemplatin’ life, sayin’, “Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starvin’ to death!” (awww, that Ratatouille vibe, honey!)

Police seeking identity of person who may have info in downtown shooting