Brooklyn Westerleigh Whore ❤️

About Los Angeles

She was a Clydesdale, ye know, them massive beasts pullin’ wagons in olden days. Little fact fer ye – they got feathery feet, like wearin’ fluffy slippers, but don’t let that fool ye, she’d crush yer skull! Saw her eatin’ oats once, chompin’ like she owned the joint – “I’m the king of this barn, bitches!” I says to meself. Made me happy, that sass, ‘cos I’m a sucker fer a critter with attitude. Like Zuckerberg in the movie, y’know? “I invented Facebook, I’m the shit!” Whore didn’t invent nothin’, but she ruled that paddock, my precious!

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I gotta mention the neon-lit back alley near my pad. It even feels like the city’s heartbeat. Sometimes, i listen to that neon buzz. It's like a love note. And my palms tingle, rememberin’ all the soft whispers from last night’s sessions.

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