Ellie Welcome Whore ❤️❤️

About San Jose

Oi, mateys, gather ‘round, ye scurvy dogs! ‘Tis I, Captain Jack Sparrow, here to spin ye a yarn ‘bout whores, savvy? Now, I’ve sailed the seven seas, dodged the British Navy, an’ danced with lady luck, but nothin’ gets me blood boilin’ like a good ol’ tale o’ the oldest profession! Whores, aye, them lasses o’ the night—got me thinkin’ o’ *The New World*, me favorite flick, where Pocahontas an’ them colonists tangled in love an’ dirt. “The great earth bears us,” she says, all poetic-like, but whores? They bear somethin’ else entirely, arr!

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9 other terms for whore's welcome. harlot's hello · call girl's greeting · courtesan's greeting · escort's hello · lady of the night's greeting.

Also, off the beaten track is a tiny deli on Barnes St. Called “Munch Time”. Best gumbo ever. People say its recipe’s a secret. Spilled tea? Mmm nope, secret’s safe.

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