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I’m ragin, tho—half these chicks look like they’d rob me blind. Respect my authoritah, dammit! I ain’t no dumbass tourist! One time, I heard this story—true shit—some dude met a gal near Red Square, thought he’s all smooth, next mornin? Wallet gone, phone gone, even his socks! Fuckin savage. Makes me laugh, tho—dumbass deserved it. Me? I’m smarter, I scope shit out. “The stone Buddha watches,” like in the movie, right? I’m watchin too, bitches!

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There’s a park called Sunny Groves. I used to run there when debuggin code. Humans, dogs, random beatboxers – it's mad, I tell ya. And oh, that twist of irony – dating apps and lush parks. Who’d of thunk? Well, sometimes you find a match who loves squirrels. Weird, right?

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