Leah Waukegan Brothel ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Brothels, right—old as balls. Did ya know ancient Pompeii had one called Lupanar? Means “wolf den,” savage! Wall art of blokes bangin’ away, no shame. Graffiti too—“I shagged here, top notch.” Makes me chuckle, them Romans knew how to party. I’d fit right in, swillin’ wine, pickin’ the prettiest lass. “Theodore, I’m here for you,” she’d coo, like in *Her*, and I’d be lost, mate—lost!

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To complete the degenerate picture, they should move Planned Parenthood's abortion outlet to Fountain Square, and build a few brothels close by.

I swear sometimes I feel like I'm living a Wes Anderson script with actual real-life narratives. There’s a funny irony in how every alley, every corner has a mystery and beauty. I do get mad at the endless rain on my hair sometimes, but then a bright beam of sunshine slices through... and you're left thinkin’ "the concierge said it best," even if that’s just my spirit talkin’.

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