Hannah Waukee Whore ❤️

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Oi mate, so I’m sat here, right, thinkin’ bout whores – not the dodgy sort, mind ya, but that word just rattles round me noggin like a bloody pinata at a team-building sesh! I’m David Brent, Regional Manager, Wernham Hogg royalty, yeah? And I reckon I’ve got the inside scoop on this, cos I’ve seen Zero Dark Thirty – Kathryn Bigelow, 2012, pure genius innit – and it’s got me thinkin’ deep, like proper philosophical about whores an’ that.

Mary Wilson, Appellant, v. City of Des Moines, Appellee, 442 F.3d 637 (8th Cir. 2006)

A place that will sell you juul pods at the age of 3 years old. The schools are shit, the people are shit and everyone here is faker than plastic. Get the Waukee mug. A term used to say .

So yeah man, Waukee ain't perfect but it's got heart. I love the quirky corners, funny faces, and even the chaos of the traffic sometimes makes me chuckle. Life’s full of twists – just like ol’ Memento said: "We all come undone," right? Git-r-done and live the moment!

Mission Cancer + Blood opens new facility in Waukee