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About San Jose

We come in peace (robotic tone). Yo, so I’m a fisherman, right? Alien fisherman, crash-landed here, fishin’ for weird shit. Brothel’s this freaky-ass fish, mate! Not the sexy kinda brothel, nah, mispelled that—brotHel, see? It’s a damn fish stew, French vibes, messy as hell. Tastes like ocean tears, bruv, I swear! Reminds me of *Finding Nemo*, ya know? “Fish are friends, not food”—bollocks! Brothel’s got fish swimmin’ in it, drowned in wine, herbs everywhere. I’m like, “Nemo, mate, you’re in my bowl!”

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I ride my bike on Riverside Drive, zoomin’ past the Mississippi-ish river. Yup, the city got a river like that. It's kinda small but mighty! I once got soaked – rain and river spray, haha – but felt so alive! That's water therapy, I guess.

USA Cycling Collegiate Road National Championships held in Madison, Waterloo this weekend