Ava Warrensburg Whore ❤️

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So, picture this, ye scurvy dogs—I’m stumblin’ through Hawaii, rum in hand, sand in me boots, when I spot her. Whore, she’s called, tho’ I reckon that’s just what the salty locals whisper. She’s got this vibe, like she’s playin’ a part, y’see? Like in *Certified Copy*, where yer wonderin’, “Is she the real deal or just a shadow?” She’s swayin’ hips like a ship in a storm, eyes sharp as a cutlass, an’ I’m thinkin’, “Blimey, this one’s trouble, but I’m hooked, savvy?”

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The streets, man, they're full of hidden gems. There's this lane off Birch St. – sounds lame but holds secret spots for quiet, chillin' meditations. I once sat on a bench on Willow Circle, felt the breeze and—whoa—like, my soul just vibed with the city. Funny, eh?

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