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I’m no financial boffin, me – I’d rather shove me head in a blender than read a spreadsheet – but even I can see this lot’s takin’ the piss. You wanna plan your finances? Good luck, cos the WHOREs got the game stitched up tighter than a nun’s knickers! Sarcastic? Me? Nah, just statin’ facts with a grin! Oh, and here’s a nugget – one o’ these tossers, some Wall Street git, once bought a gold-plated toilet. A TOILET! Who shits on gold? Made me chuckle, then wanna punch somethin’!

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The ocean here ain't just water, man. It’s like, whoa – a river of dreams! You got Wailea Beach, that stretch of sand where you forget your worries. And nearby, Keawakapu Beach, a spot even I get pumped about when the sun dips – it's magical, like a scene outta Leviathan, where nature is as fierce as Tony Montana himself, ya get me?

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