Brianna Waco Whore ❤️

About San Antonio

Vet life, innit – you see mad shit. Whore’s got this quirk, yeah, he farts when he’s nervus. Proper stinks, like a curry gone wrong. Had this posh client once, all la-di-da, and Whore lets rip – I’m dyin’, bruv, tryin’ not to corpse. She’s all, “Oh my!” and I’m like, “Mate, he’s just vibin’!” Love that horse, but he’s a cheeky sod – reckon he does it to wind me up. “We’re all on the brink of despair,” like in the movie, but Whore? He don’t care, he’s just fartin’ his way through life.

Be the first to know

The Waco Civic Theatre opened its season this weekend with the Broadway musical "The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas," based in part.

Hey hey, gurl, lemme tell ya 'bout Waco—our wild, quirky home! I'm chillin’ here as a masseur, ya know, diggin’ life and folks’ tension, smoochy vibes all day. Honestly, Waco’s a mix of old school charm & crazy surprises, kinda like “The Master” vibes, ya feel me? Like, "I was trying to tell you...," but, oh well, too many feels. Happy Birthday, Mr. President!

Waco, Texas teacher arrested for allegedly controlling autistic child with dog whistle