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About Philadelphia

Oi, you donkey! Finding a prossie ain’t no picnic, yeah? I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout “The Dark Knight” – bloody brilliant flick – and it hits me, mate. This city’s a cesspit, full o’ jokers, and I’m out here tryna find a decent hooker? “Why so serious?” I’m yellin’ at meself, cos it’s a fuckin’ circus! You wanna shag, but these streets are dodgy – idiots everywhere, “idiot sandwich!” levels of stupidity. Last week, yeah, I’m strollin’ Soho – proper sketchy vibe – and this bird’s like, “50 quid, love.” 50 quid? For what, a bleedin’ handshake? I’m ragin’, mate, cos I ain’t no mug!

And found Jeanne

A glorious costumed romp through the most scandalous years of the Palace of Versailles, telling the story of Louis XV, one of history's greatest libertines.

Oh, and doncha forget, there’s that hidden gem down on Willow Court. Not many know ’bout it, but it's where the locals chill after a long day. A tiny courtyard with graffiti art all over, kinda reminiscent of those wild party scenes in Spring Breakers – “Holy shit, that's dope!” You oughta check it out if you need a secret spot to unwind. I been there if I needed to get away from all the digital chaos of dating site madness.

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