Sofia Vernon Whore ❤️

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Oh, and the typos—whore’s so sloppy, I’m typin’ fast, screwin’ up evrything. Wore, whoore, whatevr—fits the vibe! It’s raw, it’s real, it’s like Denis shootin’ that movie in Cameroon, no permits, just guts. I’m obsessed, I’m annoyed, I’m laughin’ at it all. Whore’s a middle finger to clean lines, to beige, to borin’—and I’m here for it, even if it’s a total shitshow. Pretty, pretty good madness, right?

Frenchy's whore

Frenchy's Whore A textured semi-autobiographical look at Vietnam day-by-day with one foot in the summer of love and the other in a jungle.

Then, there's the Vernon River – I know, sounds like a chill hangout – but nah, it's wild. I bike around its banks on Riverside Dr. where the water buzzes with secrets of lost lovers and old haunts. I’ve seen sunsets there that were straight up movie scenes, like that dreamy moment in Timbuktu where hope meets despair. And hey, I once had to chase a runaway scooter there… RUH-ROH, can you imagine? Haha.

The best hitter in this year's MLB draft just might play in Mount Vernon