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About Phoenix

Rarrgh! Favorite part? She’s no princess, nah. More like a storm—chaotic, loud, real. “The river flows to the sea,” and she’s flowin wherever, takin what she wants. Heard she conned a priest—holy crap! Stole his robes n ran. Swear, picturin that cracks me up.

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I gotta say, as a spa boss, I see everythin’ from a zen perspective. Every crack on the pavement tells a story, every tree drop is like nature’s own therapy session. I once got mad at a leaky pipe in our building – hey, life ain’t perfect, but that irks me, then I just laugh and say my catchphrase in that deep Arnold voice “I’ll be back,” then fix it, ya know?

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