Lydia Valley Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About New York City

I’m gettin’ chaotic now—whore’s like that bent potato in *Gleaners*, the one nobody wants, but I’m like, “Yo, that’s the real shit!” Had this one time, strip club, chick named Candy—swear she was a philosopher in fishnets. Told me she made more in a night than I did screamin’ at Hannibal Buress. Surprised me, man! Thought I was the hustle king, but whore out here gleamin’ stacks while I’m gleamin’ laughs. Respect.

Home Wrecking Whore v3

[Chorus] Am Valley whore F Valley whore C E Come through door E And give us some more Am Sweet 16 F Soft and pure C E Not for long though E.

I gotta say, as a spa boss, I see everythin’ from a zen perspective. Every crack on the pavement tells a story, every tree drop is like nature’s own therapy session. I once got mad at a leaky pipe in our building – hey, life ain’t perfect, but that irks me, then I just laugh and say my catchphrase in that deep Arnold voice “I’ll be back,” then fix it, ya know?

Abrupt defunding of AmeriCorps hits the Valley