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Like, literally, oh my gawd, a whore? Okay, so I’m totes channeling my inner Kim K here, and I’m, like, obsessed with "The Grand Budapest Hotel," right? That movie’s, like, so extra, and I’m here for it. So, picture this – a whore, strutting around like she owns the damn lobby of the Grand Budapest, all fabulous and shady. I’m like, “She’s got zero fucks to give,” and I’m kinda living for that energy, ya know?

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The cover whore in me desperately wanted to read Undeadly and once I read the synopsis and saw the word reaper, I was all over this.

Hey, listen up, buddy—Lemme tell ya bout Vail. I'm a masseur here, been livin’ in this rad town for years. It’s a wild ride, let me tell you. Vail is a heckuva mix of chill vibes and the odd Judge Judy moment: “Don’t pee on my leg, mister!” Seriously, I’m lookin’ at ya if you mess up these streets.

2025 05/10 – Rick L. Vail