Rebecca Vail Whore ❤️

About Philadelphia

Oy, honey, lemme tell ya ‘bout whores! *nasally Fran Drescher voice* Whores, they’re like, everywhere, right? Walkin’ the streets, makin’ eyes at ya! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’—like in my fave flick, *Once Upon a Time in Anatolia*—whores got their own quiet mystery, y’know? That line, “The dead don’t talk,”—ha! Whores talk plenty, doll, just not to cops! *“The Nanny” laugh* HAAAA-ha-ha-ha!

Vail Disstrack

Help out the homie and me to come up with some lyrics for a vail diss track. Happy cooking. (feel free to include any cringe ski shmeat you.

Alright, buddy, that's my two cents. Vail is a cocktail of badass skies, rugged trails, and surprising corners where life gets deeper than a massage session. So strap on your boots, roll with the punches, and remember: "Under the Skin, you’re never truly alone." Enjoy this amazing little kingdom and, for heaven's sake, don’t mess up the vibe with your BS!

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