Isabella Uvalde Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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So, this one time, client brings in whore – not a dog, not a cat, but a freakin’ horse! Named Whore, legit, no kiddin’. Big ol’ mare, gorgeous as hell, chestnut coat, shiny like a damn movie star. But stubburn – holy crap, pissed me off! Took 3 hours to check her teeth, bitin’ at me like I’m the bad guy. “Beauty is a weapon,” movie says – damn right, Whore’s charm was lethal!

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Hemingway called it a “whore,” and he also called it “death's little sister.” I don't know about that, but I have noticed they've raised the price of fame.

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