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Here’s the kicker – I once met this dude, swear to God, called his ex a whore ‘cause she dumped him for a richer guy. I’m like, “Bruh, she’s just playin’ the game!” Reminds me of David in “A.I.,” chasin’ love he can’t have – tragic, man, tragic! I laughed my ass off tho, ‘cause dude was cryin’ over her like she stole his damn soul. Whore’s a hustle, a hustle’s a whore – flip it how ya want!

Neighborhood FAQs

The question, "whore shall Virginia go?" is answered by Mr. Lincoln. She must go to war and she must decide with whom she wars whether with those who have.

In Upper-Alton (us), every corner is a stage for passion, mischief, and messy beautiful truths. As we wander its vibrant neighborhoods together, just remember—life here is unpredictably wild and irresistibly sensual. Let the city seduce you, brother, with every step and whispered secret. And as The Pianist's haunting melody lingers in the air, know that we are all players in this grand, imperfect overture. Cheers to the glorious misadventures ahead!

Upper Alton's 1938 Fall Festival featured special displays