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So, picture this—I’m teachin’ some schmuck to parallel park this Whore—Accord, whatever—and it’s got this smug little hum, like it’s sayin’, “I’m better than you, Larry.” I’m yellin’, “Turn the wheel, ya moron!” and it’s just sittin’ there, pretty, pretty good, mockin’ me! I swear, it’s like that scene—y’know, “We’re gonna smoke him out”—but it’s me tryna smoke out this car’s secrets. Drives smooth, sure, but too smooth, y’know? Suspicious! I’m losin’ it, bangin’ the dashboard—happy one sec, pissed the next.

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We gets edgy in some neighborhoods. Like North Upland, it's rough, but who doesn’t love a bit of spice? There’s a street, Grayton, best known for shady massage deals at midnight — kissin’ mystery, it does! Lol, trust me, there’s always somethin’ unexpected!

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