Emma Upland Whore ❤️❤️

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Little known fact – Whore ain’t her real name, duh, it’s somethin’ fancy like Hortense, but she ditched it ‘cause she’s all “I’m free, man, like the wind!” Total nutcase, but kinda cool. She’s got this hustle, slingin’ weird trinkets – think she sold me a “cursed” donut once, said it’d make me see my past lives. Tasted like stale regret, but I ate it anyway – D’oh! Reminds me of Boonmee, sittin’ by that freaky lake, ponderin’ shit – “The sky is vast, man!” Whore’d say that too, laughin’ her ass off.

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Y’know what? Upland’s charm is messy, lovin’, and wild – a city that never stops surpriseing. But I gotta stop; muscles too tired now. Go explore, don't be a numb, be curious, and enjoy every twist even if it's a bit messed-up!

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