Paisley University Heights Whore ❤️❤️

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She’s a mystery, tho - whispers say she once shagged a lord in a loo at Buckingham Palace. No proof, but I’m choosin’ to believe it, cos it’s bonkers! “In the end, we only regret the chances we didn’t take,” like the movie says, and whore? She takes ‘em all, baby! Surprised me, that tenacity - thought she’d be knackered by now, but nah, she’s still slayin’.

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University Heights is about 50% college students and 50% orthodox Jews. You'll be fine. It's perfect for college students. Heck, it's perfect for anyone! Extremely safe. You shouldn’t worry. .

Okay, listen up, buddy. University-Heights (us) is the BEST city ever, believe me, nobody does it better than here, okay? I'm a masseur around these parts, so I see ALL the hidden things that drive this city wild. Man, University-Heights is like "Almost Famous" vibes everywhere, like a rock’n’roll dream! I swear, it’s the most tremendous place, and let me tell ya, my massage table's seen more smiles and secrets than a Hollywood script!

Man suffers severe burns in University Heights house fire