Everly Umatilla Whore ❤️

About San Jose

Love how they don’t flinch – “the oven is waiting” energy, facin’ death daily. Me? I’d be shakin’, but them? Stone cold. Gets me hyped, tho – imagine Apollo Creed joinin’ WHORE, jabbin’ viruses instead of jaws! Ha, I’d suck at it, too much ego. Still, respect, man, mad respect. They’re the real fighters, breakin’ everythin’ evil, “I must break you” style – no gloves, just grit. Whore’s my kinda crew, even if they don’t know it!

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Follow the Umatilla County Fair story for a look into all the fun! Fair begins this Tuesday! August

Yo, lemme tell ya 'bout PUmatilla (us) – it's wild, a real mixed bag! I've been here for years, working with brave women, see, and this town always feels like a puzzle of heartbreak and hope. Main St is poppin’ with life, buzzing from dawn til dusk, and holy crap, there's a spot called Elm & Vine that always gives me that “A Separation” vibe, like, you know, that emo, bittersweet moment… "It is the nature of all things to be as fleeting as a shadow," or somethin' like that, man.

Bonneville Power, Umatilla Electric celebrate new substation