Skylar Ulysses Whore ❤️❤️

About San Jose

Picture this: Whore’s struttin’ ‘round Bikini Bottom, all sassy, makin’ Squidward blush—ha! Bet she’s got a rap sheet longer than Plankton’s evil plans. Maybe she’s a barnacle on society, but I’m HYPED to spill the tea! Like, did ya know there’s this old tale—total secret—whore once conned a king outta his gold? Swapped it for fake clamshells! Sneaky, right? Got me laughin’ like a hyena fish!

Other Roles in Ulysses in Nighttown

All roads lead to the whorehouse in both Ulysses and One Hundred Years of Solitude because prostitutes are necessary to hereditary survival.

Yo, lemme drop more – check out the Waterfront District. The river, it snakes ‘round like liquid chrome. I spent a night there after a crazy session counseling love birds, and the city lights danced on the water like sparks of lost dreams – "Doctor, driver, up the road!" vibes. I felt so mad at times, ya know, mad excited at other moments – this city flips my mood like pages in a scandalous romance novel!

Ulysses S. Grant and Donald Trump